Volume 14, Issue 6
April 2009
Sexuality & Sensuality
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"Traditions"
Contribution Poster
Submissions Due:
Fri 01 May 09

1. Have you ever had intercourse while other people were in the room? (Masturbation doesn’t count)
Y) 23
one admitted to being in the same bed
N) 24
2. Have you ever had sex (oral, vaginal, and/or anal) on York University property...other than in your residence? If yes, where?
Y) 21
MacMedia Office; Library; Underground; Vanier Parking Lot; CSY office; 3rd floor Vari Hall; DynaMax Sauna; McLaughlin Senior Common Room; Accolade West Accessible Washroom; McLaughlin Student Council Office; unnamed club office on fourth floor of student centre;
N) 26
3. Have you ever stopped midway through sex? If yes, why?

A) I/my partner fell asleep - 6
B) Lost was on! - 1
C) explosive - 3
D) it was just really boring...like REALLY boring - 12
E) I felt like a dirty sinner - 2
F) my subscription to Dungeons&Dildos.com suddenly expired - 1
G) other – 18 – had to run and catch a train; her vagina had teeth; got interrupted by friends; entire family, including the cat, walked in; guy chickened out; condom broke; roommate walked in;
H) No -2
4. Have you ever wanted to have sex with a friend’s parent or sibling?
A) Hells yes - 32
B) They are all unattractive - 9
C) I wanted to and I did! - 6
5. In bed, what animal do you most resemble?
A) Pike Fish - 7
B) Sloth - 4
C) Praying Mantis -20
D) Anteater - 14

6. What’s your favourite position?
A) Missionary - 9
B) Out of bed...with my clothes on....in Church - 2
C) Cowgirl/Cowboy - 15
D) In my computer chair watching porn - 1
E) Doggy Stylz - 13
F) Assistant (to the) Regional Manager - 9
7. What is the sexiest food?
A) Popeyes fried chicken and biscuits - 10
B) Butterball turkey - 1
C) grilled cheese sandwich - 16
D) chunky peanut butter - 12
E) Big Mac - 7
8. In which of the following sexual phenomena have you partaken?
A) daisy chain - 2
B) bukkake - 2
C) threesome - 9
D) double penetration - 6
E) group sex - 4
F) cybersex - 22
G) other – 9 – outdoor; upside down spider monkey style; phone sex
9. What fictional characters have you always wanted to have sex with:

A) Betty Rubble - 0
B) Captain Kirk - 4
C) Lois (from Family Guy) - 7
D) Edward Scissorhands - 11
E) The Little Mermaid - 7
F) Scooby Doo and Shaggy combo - 3
G) other – 13 – Edward Cullen; Barney; Buffy; Bond girls; Floyd; Jessica Rabbit; Johnny Bravo; Kermit the Frog; Xena; R2-D2; C3P0
10. I get my sex advice from:
A) friends - 27
B) older sibling(s) - 1
C) porn - 17
D) parents - 1
E) PG-13 romantic comedies - 5
F) rap video’s - 2
11. Which of the following sex toys have you used/had used on you?

A) handcuffs - 23
B) whip - 14
C) dildo - 17
D) “The Excalibur” dildo - 1
E) strap-on dildo - 1
F) dildo tree to hold all your various dildos - 1
G) eatable lube - 20
H) novelty condoms - 23
I) Batman action figure - 2
J) Fleshlight - 1
K)butt plug - 1
L) glow in the dark speculum - 2
M) auto-suck (12 volt travel size) - 2
N) other – 21 – beer bottle; vibrating cock ring; indoor swing; blindfold; The Excalibur (the student paper); banana; costumes; body paint; feather; sticky foods: syrup, honey, ice cream
69. What is your favourite song to make love to?

A) “Don’t Stop Believin’,” by Journey - 5
B) “Horny, Horny, Horny,” by Mousse T - 3
C) “Necrophiliac,” by Slayer - 3
D) “Baby’s Got Back,” by Sir Mix-a-Lot - 10
E) Beethoven’s Ninth - 13
F) Rocky Theme – 10

Total: 47